We spent a relaxing, sunny weekend (mainly in the garden and mainly eating lots of meat and drinking lots of everything) with Nico and Fi and cousin Duncan and Fi. B spent the weekend seeking out volunteers to play his new Cosmic Catch talking ball game, N and D compared "wiry grey hairs" and everyone did a lot of yapping. A certain Irishwoman was even spotted eating a bit of biltong (ok, so it was mixed with loads of butternut). Anna loved her cheerleader pom-poms (or "dancing things", as she calls them) from Duncan and Fi, whose very wise pink purchase has seen them automatically fast-tracked to "favourite cousin" status. Sorry, Chris. Women are just so fickle.